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Henry the greasy
fry guy
"What? Youz tink it's easy flippin  
boygers all day long?  Well Do yaz!"
Henry's inhaled a little too much bacon
grease over the years. So when Stanley
walks up to his little fry shack do you
really think he gives a greasy---- what
some pathetic loser like Stanley thinks
of his Haute grease "cuisine"? Hey, you
don't like snotty armpit burgers and
sweat sauce deep fried fish de lugie
then go somewhere that gives a rats
---.  
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Henry  "the greaser"  
Originally this character was a
grunt.  LITERALLY!   A one or
maybe two  line verbal grunt
to go down in  history with
every other one line walk-on
line in film and theater history.
But once we heard Kevin do
his "alter ego" Henry we knew
that the fry guy was better off
for having met Henry, and the
script much funnier for it.  
The writer and director can't
take much credit for Henry
and Kevin's contribution,
(being 90% improv'd) but we
are grateful they stopped in
for a chat, and added their
unique if schizophrenic
voice(s)  to our little film.    
We're just hoping we won't
have to pay BOTH of  them!
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