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Calamari
"Dialog's with an angry foodstuff"
We can't guarantee that Mr. C will
actually respond to your e-mails. He is
a rather volatile personality prone to
throwing tantrums and doing
"unspeakable things"  to completely
defenseless French fries. Indeed his
reputation for being a difficult food to
work with  (and a fry-vert)  proceeded
him.
He of course assured us this
reputation was unwarranted. But with
that said:
He also apparently feels he was rather
slighted by being relegated to an
undeserved second class status as:
"the replacement food".  
He in fact lobbied very hard to be the
Cohoe's first Friday choice, and was
unmoved by the argument that he is
not in fact NOT a fish, and funnier in
the role he eventually played.
But he was not persuaded, and is still
rather pissy about the whole thing. He
in fact mailed 3 orders of  two week
old haddock to the director in protest.
However despite this, We still feel his
performance was exceptional, despite
everything. But if you asked us right
now as to whether we'd work with him
again...  We won't answer that
question until we see if he wins the
Oscar for his absolutely riveting
performance in this film.
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Cal Amari  has appeared
primarily in Italian productions
his long career.
A consummate (or should we
say "consume') veteran, he
has amassed a list of credits
too long to even begin to list.
Suffice it to say he has
appeared in television, on
stage, performed dinner
theater, and appeared in both
foreign  (mainly Italian and
Chinese)  and several North
American films to date.              
  Having done everything from
"nature" programs & cooking
shows,  to adventure and
science fiction drama there
was no question he was the
cephalapod for the job.
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