Meet the
Characters
And find out what they're up to...
Characters
And find out what they're up to...
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Stanley
"Cohoe vs. Coho - Salmon on
the brain"
the brain"
| We all have a little Stanley in us. But the lucky one's have beaten him unconscious, tied his ass up, and thrown his pathetic whinny butt into the deepest darkest corner of our psyche where the loser can't be seen heard or interfere with actually having a life. Unfortunately Stanley's one SKILL is escaping and taking charge in a do nothing get in a rut make up a life instead of have one sort of way. Anyone who says they don't know a Stanley and maybe even see him in the mirror at least a couple mornings a week is a liar or in the best Stanley tradition, self deluding and possibly even self medicating. (Which is probably for the best in most cases) Let's face it, life sucks, with a capital LIFE and a super sized SUCKS, and whatever else you can say about the Stanley's of the world they are happier then most of us (in a padded cell, swim up streams that aren't there kinda way) in their safe little unevent- ful fish filled worlds. Hey who's to say whats really real anyway? Tomato toe-mah-to... Coho Cohoe. Poe-tay-toe po-tah-tow and so on... Then again with things the way they are, maybe Stanley's onto something? |
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Stanley has no practical (I.E.
useful) imagination. Which as
you'll see is a VERY good
thing. Our on staff "shrink"
doesn't believe Stanley to be
either unstable or capable of
homicide (specifically wife-
ocide), but the rest of us here
at the production aren't quite so
sure. There have been certain
definite... signs.
Vern on the other hand has
handled the madness of pro-
duction like an absolute champ!
useful) imagination. Which as
you'll see is a VERY good
thing. Our on staff "shrink"
doesn't believe Stanley to be
either unstable or capable of
homicide (specifically wife-
ocide), but the rest of us here
at the production aren't quite so
sure. There have been certain
definite... signs.
Vern on the other hand has
handled the madness of pro-
duction like an absolute champ!
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